The Best Divorce Letter



The Best Divorce Letter…

My Dear Husband, I’m writing this letter to tell u that I’m leaving you. I’ve been a good wife to u for the last 20 years and I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks haven been hell. Your boss called to tell me that u left your job today which was the last straw. Last week, you came home and u didn’t even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new night gown. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You didn’t tell me u love me anymore, u didn’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either u are cheating on me or u don’t love me anymore. Whatever the case, I’m gone….  YOUR EX-WIFE

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving to New Zealand together! Have a great life!….

REPLY :

Dear Ex-Wife, 

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true u and I have been married for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what u have been. I watch TV soaps so much becoz they down out your constant whining and bitching. Too bad that doesnt work anymore. I did notice when u got a hairdo last week, but the 1st thing that came to my mind was ‘you look just like a boy!’. Since my father raised me not to say anything if u can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. When u cooked my favorite meal, u must have got me confused with MY BROTHER becoz I haven’t eaten prawns for 7 years. About the new night gown, I turned away from u becoz the $299.99 price tag was still on it, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $300 from me that morning. After all of this, i still loved u and felt we could work it out. So when I won the $20 million Lotto on Saturday, I left my job and bought 2 tickets for us to Paris, but when I got home u were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope u have fulfilling life u always wanted. My lawyer said that the LETTER u wrote ensures u won’t get a dollar from me. So take care…
Signed….
Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell And Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told u this, but my brother CARL was born CARLA. .I hope that’s not a problem

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Psychologists have identified 10 factors that explain why and how we fall in love


Romantic love is shrouded in mystery. What draws people together and how does the falling-in-love process work?

According to Elizabeth Philips, a research psychologist and expert in human-robot interaction, there’s actually a fair amount of science that helps explain the phenomenon. Psychologists have identified ten factors that explain why and how we fall in love. 

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New study reveals how much pee there is on swimming pools


ByAdmin, Daily Star PH

With the scorching summer heat soon to engulf the metro, people are starting to flock to their favorite beaches and swimming pools to cool down.

Although it has become quite a running gag for the longest time, researchers have finally confirmed that most people are actually peeing in pools.

A group of researchers from the University of Alberta in Edmonton, Canada performed a series of tests to measure the amount of urine from 250 samples, coming from 31 pools and hot tubs.

“Our study provides additional evidence that people are indeed urinating in public pools and hot tubs,” one of the researchers, Lindsay Blackstock, confirmed.

The shocking results, as per The Guardian, showed that one 830,000-liter (220,000-gallon) pool—which is about one-third of an Olympic-sized pool—contained 75 liters of urine. Tests done on smaller pools had 30 liters.

By measuring the concentration of an artificial sweetener, acesulfame potassium (ACE), the group was able to determine the presence of urine in the water.

The test was made possible since the processed food usually passes through the body unaltered.

Over the course of three weeks, Blackstock and her crew calculated that swimmers had released 75 liters of urine—which was enough to fill a medium-sized trash can.

Despite their shocking revelation, the group admitted that they were unable to check if the swimmers belonged to different groups or if they were repeat offenders.

“We did not monitor the number of pool users over the three week time period … so there is no way we could estimate the number of individual urination events per day,” Blackstock admitted.

Apart from their home city of Canada, the group is also looking to expand their study to other areas.

“We want to use this study to promote public education on appropriate swimming hygiene practices,” said Blackstock. “We should all be considerate of others and make sure to exit the pool to use the restroom when nature calls.”

The group’s full analysis and findings, meanwhile, was published in the American Chemical Society journal, Environmental Science and Technology Letters. Khristian Ibarrola/JB

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To Curse: Harmful Effects of Cursing



Just because someone we know or are friends with, says something unkind or in anger, doesn’t mean it is ok for us, we have to make our own high standards and stick with them. Sometimes, we have to be the ones to let someone else know that saying cuss words is hurtful to others as well. It can be as simple as saying, “I don’t like it when you say that word”, or “When you say that it hurts my feelings”.

By ages five and six years, kids are thinking that using potty language is funny, by tween and teen years, programming on TV and video games are saturated with F-bombs. Coming into these situations, are the perfect opportunities, to begin helping the youth in our sphere of influence form their own opinions of how cussing can hurt the feelings of people we care about.

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Op-ed: Climate Change Is the Most Urgent Existential Risk


by Phil Torres

Climate change and biodiversity loss may pose the most immediate and important threat to human survival given their indirect effects on other risk scenarios.

Humanity faces a number of formidable challenges this century. Threats to our collective survival stem from asteroids and comets, supervolcanoes, global pandemics, climate change, biodiversity loss, nuclear weapons, biotechnology, synthetic biology, nanotechnology, and artificial superintelligence.

NWith such threats in mind, an informal survey conducted by the Future of Humanity Institute placed the probability of human extinction this century at 19%. To put this in perspective, it means that the average American is more than a thousand times more likely to die in a human extinction event than a plane crash.*

So, given limited resources, which risks should we prioritize? Many intellectual leaders, including Elon Musk, Stephen Hawking, and Bill Gates, have suggested that artificial superintelligence constitutes one of the most significant risks to humanity. And this may be correct in the long-term. But I would argue that two other risks, namely climate change and biodiveristy loss, should take priority right now over every other known threat.

Why? Because these ongoing catastrophes in slow-motion will frame our existential predicament on Earth not just for the rest of this century, but for literally thousands of years to come. As such, they have the capacity to raise or lower the probability of other risks scenarios unfolding.

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Bill Gates once stayed up until 4 a.m. to write a game that Apple thought was ’embarrassing’


By Matt Weinberger

It’s the stuff of Silicon Valley legend: In 1980, a young Bill Gates convinced IBM that his tiny startup, Microsoft, was the perfect choice to provide the operating system for its new PC.

The problem was that Microsoft didn’t actually have an operating system to sell. So Gates scrambled to buy one from a startup working on an operating system called 86-DOS, or “disk operating system.” It renamed the software PC DOS and sold it to IBM for $430,000 total.

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Intuition is the Highest Form of Intelligence


Bruce Kasanoff , CONTRIBUTOR

Intuition, argues Gerd Gigerenzer, a director at the Max Planck Institute for Human Development, is less about suddenly “knowing” the right answer and more about instinctively understanding what information is unimportant and can thus be discarded.

Gigerenzer, author of the book Gut Feelings: The Intelligence of the Unconscious, says that he is both intuitive and rational. “In my scientific work, I have hunches. I can’t explain always why I think a certain path is the right way, but I need to trust it and go ahead. I also have the ability to check these hunches and find out what they are about. That’s the science part. Now, in private life, I rely on instinct. For instance, when I first met my wife, I didn’t do computations. Nor did she.”

I’m telling you this because recently one of my readers, Joy Boleda, posed a question that stopped me in my tracks:

What about intuition? It has never been titled as a form of intelligence, but would you think that someone who has great intuition in things, has more intelligence?

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20 People Share the Warning Signs That Prove a Relationship Is Doomed


Whenever you begin a new romantic relationship, there’s that period of excitement – after all, every first date has the potential to be the last first date of your life, right? Once the honeymoon period ends and reality sets in, you may realize you’ve found the love of your life – or it’s equally likely you’ll start noticing all kinds of serious red flags you didn’t pick up on earlier. Not every relationship you embark on will (or should be) be long-term.

With age (and a boatload of failed relationships) comes experience. In a recent AskReddit thread, Redditors shared how they knew their relationship wasn’t meant to last.

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5 predictions for clean energy in 2017


Will batteries become cheaper? Will solar energy overtake wind in popularity? It may be too early to tell how 2017 will shape up for clean energy but ADB’s Sohail Hasnie is optimistic.

The future of clean energy looks bright. Image: Shutterstock
By Sohail Hasnie

Thursday 16 February 2017
2016 was a successful year for clean energy. How will 2017 shape up? I make five predictions based on last year’s numbers and trends.

My first prediction is that we will see solar energy prices plummet further. Last year brought astonishingly low tariffs for solar generation. This was a pleasant surprise. No one, including Bloomberg New Energy Finance (BNEF), saw it coming so fast. Solar prices at various government-led auctions hit extraordinarily low levels.
The Tesla battery heralds the beginning of the end for fossil fuels
Records were broken each month, especially in developing countries, as prices plunged making solar generation cheaper than coal in some countries. The first low result was in January to as low as $64 per MWh in India and later in the year to $29 per MWh in Chile and $24 per MWh in the United Arab Emirates.
The price continues to fall. On 10 February, at an auction in India’s Madhya Pradesh state, the price for 750 MW was about $45 per MWh.

To those who still believe solar energy and storage prices will never wipe out investments in fossil fuels, please open your eyes and look around. The world is changing faster than we all thought.
This year, fossil fuels can expect even more competition. The average cost of coal generation is likely to increase from $60 per MWh to $65-$100 per MWh as stricter environmental regulations and higher risk will be assigned to the investment. The average cost of both wind and solar is about $60-$70 per MWh, and both prices are rapidly falling. Also, let’s not forget that it takes at least five years to build a coal plant, compared to less than six months for a solar plant.
I believe solar prices in some auctions will drop below $25 per MWh in 2017. One auction to watch is in Saudi Arabia, where the price could dip below $30 per MWh. The financing of coal plants could be viewed as infeasible by 2020 or even earlier. Many old coal plants will shut down as their role as base-load providers will change when daytime electricity demand is met by solar backed up by large batteries.

Cheaper batteries
Second prediction: batteries will get even cheaper. BNEF anticipated a 10-15 per cent decline in lithium-ion battery prices for 2016, but they ended up dropping by about 22 per cent due to increased competition and growing awareness of battery-based storage. Global battery storage doubled in 2016 to about 750 MW.
With Tesla’s Gigafactory now operating with a production capacity of 35,000 MWh by 2020, prices will drop even faster this year. According to Bloomberg they could drop from $350 per KWh in 2016 to about $200 per kWh by 2020. The US Department of Energy’s price target is $125 per kWh by 2020.

Some pundits argue the price will reach $100 per kWh in 2020, but I predict that battery prices will fall even more to $75 KWh by that time.

Thirdly, we can expect global sales of electric vehicles to skyrocket this year. Already, they’re selling extremely well. In 2016, global sales of electric vehicles topped 700,000 units, 30 per cent greater than BNEF’s prediction of 550,000 units. Of the total, 351,000 electric vehicles were sold in the People’s Republic of China (PRC), up 85 per cent from 2015. According to the International Energy Agency (IEA), more than 223 million electric two-wheelers were operating in the PRC in 2016. The IEA anticipates that by 2040 half of new cars sold worldwide will be electric.

Some experts believe electric vehicles will account for half of all sales by 2030. In 2017, I’m confident that global sales will top 1.5 million.

Solar will be king

Fourth, solar will become the pre-eminent form of renewable energy. BNEF rightly predicted that solar energy generation would be cheaper than wind in 2016. About 70,000 MW of new solar generation (56,000 MW in 2015) and 59,000 MW of new wind power (62,000 MW in 2015) came online in 2016.

Investment in solar was propelled by massive technical innovation, which brought down the price of a module to $0.48 per watt in 2016, from $0.74 in 2013 and about $5 in 2000. My take is that in 2017 wind may lose its popularity permanently over solar, and demand will drop dramatically as battery prices drop. 
The market to watch is Australia.
Finally, with battery prices expected to fall further this year, I expect investments in renewable energy to be greater than for any other energy technology in most parts of the world, and without subsidies. Last year’s investments were 15-20 per cent lower than the record $348.5 billion registered in 2015. This may be partly due to the low prices for solar as volumes for solar, wind and battery saw huge increases from 2015.

To those who still believe solar energy and storage prices will never wipe out investments in fossil fuels, please open your eyes and look around. The world is changing faster than we all thought.
The rise of clean energy is irreversible, and this is crucial for the fight against climate change. Fossils fuels should be left underground, where they belong.

Sohail Hasnie is Principal Energy Specialist, Central and West Asia Department at the Asian Development Bank. This post is republished from the ADB blog.

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